Toilets of the World

Well, everyone always asks about this....

loo A bathroom vanity is nice, but
bathroom vanities are better!
And don't forget vessel sinks!
When you travel off the beaten path, it doesn't take long until the question comes up. "Well, you know, how did you, well, when you had to, well, uh, what was it like?" So here are pictures I have taken of toilets I have encountered. Before you complain that I have not yet visited and photographed your favorite one, realize that (with one exception) these are all places I have been. If you would like to send me an airline ticket to Hawaii, Kenya, India, coastal China, or wherever, feel free. Until then, don't expect me to show your favorite scary toilet.
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To clarify, I do not:

  • Have pictures of toilets that you have visited but I have not (nor do I want your pictures)
  • Know where you can find a local supplier of squat toilets
  • ... or portable toilets
  • ... or plumbers to install them
  • Know how to ask "Where is the toilet?" in any languages other than the 79 listed below (really, some people complain about this!)
  • Guarantee any accuracy for the Farsi or any other linguistics (and really, some people complain about this!)
  • Want to respond to your request for bids for large quantities of stainless-steel urinals, acid-resistant valves, or other industrialia
  • Have any archives of images of Queensland toilets of the 1970's, Nepalese mountainside toilets, Chinese farm toilets, or any other toiletological arcana which I have not visited.
  • Want to help you sell your toilet-related invention
  • Want your pictures of toilets — please don't send them!
 

   

What's the deal, am I obsessed with toilets?

No, I'm just willing to admit that I find it somewhat interesting. I've taken lots of other travel pictures. And hey, I'm not the person reading this page, probably after doing some sort of web search for toilets! Why are you reading this?

On the other hand, I am described by Yahoo as:

We've all been there. Nature calls and the only answer is a toilet with more levers, switches, and buttons than Wile E. Coyote's latest invention. What to do? If you're Bob Cromwell, the answer is obvious: You take a picture. Dedicated to the man and the latrines he's dared to use, Toilets of the World features photos and captions from Bob's many encounters with the cryptic, the seatless, and the downright weird. During his travels through Russia, East Asia, and South America, Bob never met a commode he didn't want to remember. From an Ottoman-era throne of a more modest variety to a hole-in-the-ground kind enough to offer tips on feet placement, you're bound to gain a quick appreciation for Bob, the Indiana Jones (and Ansel Adams) of latrines.


Do Foreigners Have Strange Toilets?

Whoever you are, you are going to think that other countries have strange toilets. But remember, they are thinking the same thing about your peculiar plumbing. Someone from the U.S. wrote me: "I visited Italy 3 years ago and had no idea that some restaurants had in-ground toilets. I was just aghast when I went into the john, but eventually figured it out."

As I replied to her, just imagine the poor visitor to the U.S. They have just been subjected to what is among the world's rudest and most intentionally intimidating border crossing, and then they enter a dirty airport restroom. They are now expected to press their bare flesh against a plastic seat against which untold thousands of strangers have rubbed their bare buttocks since its last thorough cleaning. And just what is this mysterious fluid dribbled all over the seat? This is the product of an advanced civilization?

So, yeah, everyone's toilets are different. But "different" doesn't mean "worse". For example, the squatter is a far cleaner design for a public toilet.

Sadly, squeamishness and a fear of the unfamiliar contribute to keeping so many Americans from learning about other countries and cultures. I started collecting these pictures and building these pages after so many Americans told me something along the lines of, "Well, I would like to travel, but I just could not deal with foreign toilets." Then they smile proudly, as if this fear was somehow a virtue. If foreigners can put with with our nasty public toilets, then surely we can deal with their relatively clean ones.


This Page is Scientific, and Award Winning!

Or at least some of the imagery was used in a medical journal. See "Extract from Clinical Evidence: Diarrhoea", in "Student British Medical Journal", British Medical Association, v8, April 2000, pp 107-108. It may still be archived on the net at http://www.studentbmj.com/back_issues/0400/education/107.html

Some of the images were used in the "Flushed" episode of the program Ordinary Things on the National Geographic Channel, November 2006.

It was featured in the 12 Feb 2003 Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

One of the photographs was used in "Angie's List", November 2006 (pg 17), published by William S Oesterle, 1030 E Washington St, Indianapolis IN 46202.

What a winner, what a site ! We think it's terrific,captivating and something special.

It's to appear in Phillip Milano's UP-syndicated column "Dare to Ask" originating in the Jacksonville Florida Times-Union and appearing in more than 20 Morris papers in 14 states: http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/enmilano/

It was going to be mentioned in the Chicago Tribune in 2005, although the article kept getting postponed.

And despite some controversy over the page's claim that the Germans are overly interested in some toiletological details, it was mentioned in Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung No 15, 2004-04-11.

Also, despite the complete lack of Cypriot toilets, this page was awarded the Window on Cyprus award for captivating content!


Just What Sort of Sicko Puts This on the Internet?

loo That's me, on the spot in Ephesus at left, and checking out the toiletological statues in Brussels at right. loo

The Aftermath

loo The Hyperion Waste Treatment Plant, Los Angeles, California. The only sewage plant for all of Los Angeles. The sewage is dried into a highly flammible powder and used to run generators, so the sewage treatment plant has a surplus of power and actually feeds electricity back into the grid. Keep up the good work, Los Angeleans! Your city counts on your contribution!

Toilets I Won't Show

While a "Toilets of the World" web page indicates low standards, it doesn't mean the complete lack of standards. That shot from the Chungking Mansions was borderline, I'll admit. But there are some things I won't show here — as a general category, Egyptian public toilets, where the plumbing, if any, is considered as only the vaguest of aiming suggestions. Or Syrian truck stop toilets.

However, the flat-out scariest toilet I've ever seen, a vision of Hell to give Dante the heebie-jeebies, was an underground public toilet in a park near Novodevichy Convent in Moscow. The "toilets" were knee-high stubs of culvert drainage pipes. The floor was covered in about an inch of liquified filth continuously replenished by a couple of "toilets" in reverse ooze mode. The atmosphere had an ammonia content about equal to that of Venus. Plus, this being Russia, one had to pay a fistful of Rubles for the privilege of visiting.


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