Letters — I Get Stacks and Stacks of Letters


Unfortunately I long ago deleted the message about how there was a world-wide trend of disappearing public urinals. It was supposedly due to some sinister cabal of militant feminists, environmentalists, and communists, which were merged into one fuzzy category in the worldview of my rather paranoid correspondant. Now I save all my toilet-related mail, and highlights will appear here.

I must point out that I have slightly edited a few of the messages to replace non-clinical terminology. Not to be a prude, but I feel very strongly that this information is valuable, and needs the widest possible dissemination. Some casual toilet terminology will be blocked by the content-blocking filters, so I have made some minor changes.

I have not kept all the bizarre requests I have received. I heard from Mwalule Chileshe, simu@zamnet.zm, of Simu Ltd, sometimes using e-mail address simu_construction@yahoo.co.uk, No. 42 Chinika Industrial Site, off Mumbwa Road, P.O. Box 50980, Lusaka, Zambia, asking how much I would charge to deliver (by land, no less...) 46 loos worth of stainless steel 1-man and 2-man urinals, WC's, and wash basins, to Lusaka. They even send me updates to their e-mail address, which I modify here.

Or Saeed Kashif, sm.purchase@ittehadchemicals.com and his manager Muhammad Mustafa Gondal, ia.purchase@ittehadchemicals.com of Ittehad Chemicals Ltd, Lahore, Pakistan, who wanted my quote on two dozen teflon-lined cast-iron valves suitable for 80-90% sulphuric acid. They keep in touch — a couple of years later they're asking me if I am ISO-14001 certified. Or Jim Park, bamarketing@sbcglobal.net, who wanted a "costom soap manufacture company [.... or] any company making a soap". Or Robert Smith, smith_98@bellsouth.net, who wanted to purchase "toilets in bulk with no names on them" to then retrofit some odor-removing modification and resell them. Pay attention, people — I have taken a few pictures of foreign toilets, I don't really deliver plumbing supplies worldwide! Then there's "Paula Grulee Designs", pgdesign@fuse.net, an interior decorating company in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA, who has "a client that is looking for a toilet incased in wood." Beyond their spelling difficulties, they seem unaware that I DON'T SELL TOILETS despite saying on this page that I DON'T SELL TOILETS. The rest of you, feel free to send these people a note...

Or inventors like John Giamis, itcorputc@rcn.com, who has "just been issued a patent for a toilet design that will revolutionize the industry. It is new and dynamic." Nor do I represent the toilet-manufacturing industry! I have, however, attempted to put Mr Chileshe and Mr Giamis in touch with one another...

In response to the continuing inquiries from Ittehad Chemical Ltd I sent the following. The allusions to dropping rubber-encased stainless steel values from great altitudes is related to my suggested plan when they had asked me for a quote for the delivery (to Pakistan, no less!) of several dozen stainless-steel valves suitable for high-temperature acidic fluids, a plan I dubbed OPERATION PAKISTANI BALL DROP:

To: "M.Imran Sufi" <ia.purchase@ittehadchemicals.com>
CC: sm.purchase@ittehadchemicals.com
Subject: Re: ISO-14001 CERTIFICATION - ENVIRONMENT

Gentlemen —

Thank you for your recent inquiry.

I must confess that my operation is not currently certified under
ISO 14001, although as you certainly may imagine, this is something
that could stand immediate rectification.

On consideration of the two main lines of operation here, to wit:
  [1] Digital imaging of sanitary facilities
  [2] Organization of air-drop missions to deliver sanitary equipment
it occurs to me that category #1 is almost entirely without environmental
impact — and given the recent switchover to a strict use of rechargeable
batteries only, I do believe it would be fair to claim "entirely".

It is only operational category #2 where this operation runs the risk
of environmental impact.  I am mulling over the possibility of spinning
off that activity into a separate operating unit.  That unit could pursue
ISO 14001 certification independently, and until this was achieved, the
digital imagery activity could continue unimpeded by any lack of ISO
certification.

Your inquiry gives me reason to reflect on past operations, and it is
certainly amazing how environmental impact issues have rapidly come to
affect this field.

Long gone is the day when you could simply slide pallet loads of stainless
steel plumbing fixtures out the rear cargo door of a transport aircraft as
it circled above a city!  Of course, the political brouhaha surrounding the
debacle of the ill-fated 1988 Harare pipe drop far outshadowed any physical
damage done, and I must side with those analysts who said that there really
was no significant damage done: the defects in the parliament building's
roof were pre-existing and due to a long lack of scheduled maintenance.
The ironic fact that one of the pipes happened to skewer the corrupt defense
minister's limousine like an over-sized martini olive was undoubtedly the
sole cause of the ensuing excitement.  While it is fortunate that the
limousine in question was sitting empty at the time outside the apartment
building where the defense minister's mistress lived, one can't help but
speculate whether the following spring's border incursion into Malawi
might not have happened had the pipe drop gone more smoothly.  Well,
live and learn.

Even in the late 1990's, when the industry had long adopted the now standard
encasing of fittings in hard rubber before any air drops, we still saw many
drops of sturdy fixtures (e.g., cast-iron bathtubs, thick-walled pipes, and
all-stainless-steel urinals) done in the old style, "in the raw", at least
in underdeveloped regions and in areas with minimal population.  Some industry
analysts have argued that the sole negative outcome of the last decade's
continuing unsanctioned plumbing drops has been the establishment in New Guinea
of a cargo cult now awaiting the return of a great sky-god known as Kohler.

And we mustn't overlook the continuing practice in the South Pacific in
which fixtures are dropped from aircraft into lagoons where they are
recovered by pearl divers.  No one seriously claims that there aren't
drops where a couple of tons of high-pressure valves go clattering
across the beach, or even whiz through the palms sheltering what passes
for the towns.  In an environment where fully mature coconuts regularly
plummit from the treetops, a few stainless steel 90-degree elbows, PVC
sewer clean-out fittings, or even cast-iron floor drain fittings are
indistinguishable from the hazards of the natural environment.

Well, that is neither here nor there.

For now I'm afraid I must report that my operation lacks ISO 14001 certification.

Bob Cromwell

On Wednesday 06 April 2005 03:06, you wrote:
> Dear Sirs,
>  
> We are working to get ISO 14001 Certification regarding Environment and in
> order to prepare documentation, we need your confirmation of the
> certification of your Organization in ISO-14001. 
>  
> We shall appreciate if you kindly send us by e.mail/fax No.00-92-42-6365697
> copy of the Certificate if it is obtained.
>  
> Regards
>  
> MUSTAFA GONDAL
> ITTEHAD CHEMICALS LIMITED
> 39, EMPRESS ROAD,
> LAHORE ? PAKISTAN.
> PH: 00-92-42-6306586-88
> FAX: 00-92-42-6365697
> WEB: <http://www.ittehadchemicals.com/>
>  


Now, moving on to what people send me. First, one of the least expected questions, from a girl named Kate:

I visited Italy 3 years ago and had no idea that some restaurants had in-ground toilets. I was just aghast when I went into the john, but eventually figured it out. I just have one question that I couldn't find an answer to: What does one do about a big bowel movement that won't fit the diameter of the pipe?

I replied:

Egads, I don't know what you're eating.... All the squat toilets I have seen have a drain pipe that's 3 to 4 inches in diameter and drop straight into a large-diameter gooseneck. That's going to be FAR larger than anything coming out of a human. Most new US toilet designs have a sort of double-S vapor-lock drain pipe that's maybe 2" in diameter. You can usually see the shape of much of that by looking to the side at the rear of the toilet, at least on many of the newer designs. The US design is going to be much more likely to get stopped up, especially the new "low flow" models. The only ones worse about flushing are the German "inspection shelf" models.

She then responded with far more information than I was looking for:

I am notorious for stopping up toilets. It doesn't happen every day, about once a month. It's almost always after I've eaten a large meal the night before or if I've been constipated. Three weeks ago was the first time I clogged up a commercial toilet at work. I finally got the stool down after 3 tries, but it overflowed. Thank goodnes I didn't have to go no. 2 in Italy.

She didn't have a bowel movement the entire time she was in Italy?? I think I have an idea about the cause of her problem! And wherever she went next, their national plumbing was probably defeated.


Next, pointless attempts to engage me in business:

From: DsEsfOuRyoU@aol.com
Date: Thu, 25 Jul 2002 19:16:48 -0400
Subject: Toilet Seat Vaccum

My name is Daniel Murillo.representing Hector and Alba Penagos,inventors of
the toilet seat vacuum,who are offering you the opportunity to manufacture
this new product.For more information or if interested in a license,please
 reply to this E-mail address.Thank you.

From: Rowena Zande rowenazande@bigpond.com
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 13:50:42 +1000
Subject: Toilets of the World

My name is Rowena Zande and I'm curious to know if you can help me with some
research I'm doing for a short film called "My Dad Victor"

The script takes place in Queensland Australia during the 1970's and 1980's
and rotates around a immigrant (Victor Tang) who's first job in Australia is
working for a plastics manufacturing company that produces plastic toilet
flush buttons... 

Over all it's a lovely little script but one major problem we've discovered
is, PLASTIC TOILET FLUSH BUTTONS (which are primary to the script as it
stands) didn't come out until approx the 1990's! Secondary to the TOILET
FLUSH BUTTON it is imperative that our hero (Victor Tang) at very least work
in a factory that produces some form of toilet plastic item (ie plastic seat
covers etc)

Now having said that - my question is - do you have any info (and/or
photo's) on and/or of toilets from the 1970's, 1980's & 1990's preferable in
the Queensland, Australia area.... as it's becoming apparent to me we will
need to do a re-write on the script to make it historically accurate...but I
am hoping to keep the story set in the 1970's & 1980's as that is part of
the films charm.....

OK - I hope this e-mail makes sense and it's my sincere hope that you can
help, as any and all assistance will be greatly appreciated...

kindest regards
Rowena

From: csszcodx@public.wh.hb.cn
Date: Sun, 13 Oct 2002 14:26:16 +0000
Subject: 12 main items ( 9B )

THE GATOSON (HOLDINGS) LIMITED

E-mail   :  csszcodx@public.wh.hb.cn

Our Ref.: 12 main items (9B)            13th Oct. 2002

Dear Sir,

We can get the follow good quality products which made
in China at the SPECIAL LOWEST PRICES.

[ All but the more amusing items deleted from the long ranting spam... ]
A01   man garment
A02   lady garment
C02   foodstuff machine
D02   traveling bus
D05   carring truck
D06   saloon car
D11   fire truck series
D14   drumper
E01   yacht and speed boat
E02   oil tanker
E04   submarine vessel
E08   treading boat
L04   F-series triplex mud pumps
M02   Aerospace equipment

From: "P.Malik" pmalik.melican@mantraonline.com
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 2002 15:00:01 +0530
Subject: Toilets of the World

Dear Bob,
We are a company based in India and manufacture stainless steel toilet =
pans,if you would be interested please do let us know.

Waiting for your reply.

Thanking you,
Payal

For MELICAN PROFILES
F-15,Sector 6,
Noida
India
#91-4422196,91-4422449,fax-91-4422393

[ Attached image of "Wall Mounted Toilet Pan - Model MP 101" deleted.
  No, but I can think of some Zambians you might contact... ]

From: "javaid miya" javaidmiya@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 21:42:49 +0000
Subject: toilet information

Dear Sir,
I am working with services provider and rental of mobile office/accomadation
company.
it will be of your great help if you can pass me few of far east
(china,taiwan,thailand etc) toilets manufacture company.
it is  Bcoz of their low cost product. our most intrest are those toilets
which can be assemble on requriment and disassemble when the need is over.
your help and assistance will be highly appreciated in this regards.
thanking you in advance.

Javaid Miya.
Business Co-ordinator.
Al Umara Trad. & Real Estate Est.
P.O.Box # 9819.
Doha Qatar.
Tel: - 00974 4355055.
Fax: - 00974 4411476.
Mob: - 00974 5807467.

From: "Clifford McIlwain" c_mcilwain@msn.com
Subject: Art Toilets
Date: Wed, 1 Jan 2003 21:40:07 -0600

Noticed on travel channel some companies producing art covered toilets.
Thought you might know some web sites I could go to & order
from..thanks, Cliff.

From: "ramesh anand satav" ramesh_satav@rediffmail.com
Date: 2 Jan 2003 19:38:42 -0000
Subject: Request for catalogue

Dear Sir,

We are planning for developing Amusement & Water park with boating in
India (PUNE). When we visited your web side we came to now that you provide
all WC Block & toilet  cabins. We would be very glad to you if you can
forward your catalogue and all details of toilet accessories as soon as
possible so it will be helpful to us in decision making.

So with this letter I request you to send me detail catalogue with latest
designs and innovative Toilets.

Pls. send your details on this address as soon as possible:
Mr. Ramesh A Satav,
Mohan nagar, Chinchwad,
Pune 411019. Maharashtra. India
Tel No. : +91 020 7185156
E-mail : ramesh_satav@rediffmail.com

Your assistance in any way in appreciable, and your guidelines will open a
new ways to our future expansion plans

Thanking you and waiting eagerly for your reply.

Yours truly,

Ramesh


Slightly less useless mail:

From mackenzie@parrett.net
Date: Tue, 08 Oct 2002 22:30:32 +0000
Subject: Toilets of the World

Hi there. I have an extreme fear of toilets and have since I was a child.
Weird? Well, sure, but I have it nevertheless. Do you by chance know what
this phobia is called? Elaine McKenzie

From: "Alexander Short" panther777cat@hotmail.co.uk
Date: Tue Mar 21 11:48:25 2006
Subject: Toilets of the World
       
Hi there,

I was just on your website and wondered if you could possibly help me with a 
question?

Ever since childhood I have had a phobia of toilets, but not all toilets.  
The toilets that have a horseshoe shaped toilet seat specifically.

I was wondering if you knew whether or not there was an actual name for 
somone who has a phobia of toilets and what the technical term for the 
"horseshoe" shaped seats were.

Any searches I have done before just describe them as openfronted.

Also I was wondering if you have come accross this phobia before as I have 
never met anyone else with this phobia.  It is particularly bad as I want to 
travel abroad to see different countries but feel that I couldn't incase the 
toilets are "horseshoe" shaped.  Specifically I would love to go to New 
York, but I have heard that theses toilet seats are quite common there.

I would be grateful for any answers you would be able to give me.

Thanks

I did, of course, immediately refer him to the above similiarly toiletophobic Elaine McKenzie, and recommended that he stay out of North America as public codes generally require the U-shaped seats.


From: '12' 11deceptions@perthmail.com
Date: Tue, 22 Oct 2002 22:09:07 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: toilet man and toilet lady query

hello, i was wondering if you could hook me up with pictures on the door to the
toilets of the man and the lady?
if that's possilbe that would be great.
thanks,
       larry

From: Giuliana Rando jules@colors.it
Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 15:35:32 +0000
Organization: COLORS magazine
Subject: toilets

Dear Mr Cromwell,

I've just visited your Toilets of the World website. I'm doing some 
research into public toilets, both the pay kind and the
free kind. Perhaps you have some interesting titbits about cities or 
countries in which public toilets were hard/easy to find or were 
cheap/expensive etc. What people use rather than toilet paper in the 
places you've visited etc.

Please get back to me if you think of anything.

Regards

Giuliana Rando
jules@colors.it

[ Actually it's "Dr Cromwell", as I have a Ph.D., although not in
  this particular area of expertise, but whatever.... ]

From: Bob Cromwell
Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 12:17:33 -0500 (EST)
To: jules@colors.it
Subject: Re: toilets
Cc: cromwell

Guiliana —

I was delighted that you found my web page helpful.  I hope that if
you can use any of my images or anecdotes, that I can get a copy of
the article.

As for finding public toilets, Russia can be rather difficult.  There
are usually public toilets in parks, but see my web page for comments
on their quality.  Russian park toilets are very grim.  Sometimes there
will be one along a major downtown street, like along Nevsky Prospekt
in Sankt Peterburg.  Generally speaking, they are not too common.  If
you can find a cafe, or a train station, they will probably have one.
However, the Soviets built things on grand scales, so it is quite
possible to be in an area completely dedicated to factories, or to
apartment blocks, for several kilometers in all directions.

As for toilet paper alternative, once you cross into Asia on your way
into the Middle East, toilet paper completely disappears (outside some
places obviously catering to western tourists).  Water is the prefered
method.  If toilet paper exists it is a luxury for drying your hands
afterward.  In Turkey, a small valve on the wall leads to a copper tube.
This tube snakes into the toilet bowl, then points up from below the
rear of the seat.  Kind of a combined toilet and bidet system.  In
Syria, you'll find a faucet with a small bucket below it.

In the Middle East, toilets may be very simple by western standards,
but they are far more plentiful.

Once out into the desert, there are no formalized facilities as such.
The standard method there involves your hand, and sand.  Really.

				Bob

From: Giuliana Rando jules@colors.it
Date: Fri, 22 May 1998 10:27:03 +0000
Subject: hello again

Dear Bob

Thank you for your prompt response to my message. We're publishing a 
small book actually. Colors usually publishes a bi-monthly magazine. I 
can send you some back issues if you're interested but you'll have to 
send me your mailing address. As for the book, I'm not sure exactly how 
it's going to work with courtesy copies yet but I will definately send 
you the piece on public toilets and wiping (I will try to send you the 
book though).

[....]

Warm regards

Giuliana Rando
jules@colors.it

From: zola@halcyon.com
Date: Thu, 9 Jul 1998 23:19:44 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: turkey, poop, not turkey poop...

Hi there,
Yes of course I have found your Toilets of the World page.  It's been
linked (immediately) on my travel page...

I ended up on your pages because of your writings on Turkey (I leave two
weeks from today!)... and wanted to write you because we are some sort of
wacky distant relatives...  My mother's maiden name is Crowell, and the
story goes something like "the descendents of Cromwell changed their name
when they came to America so as not to be associated with Ollie"...

So, I am still working my way through the Turkey and Travel info :)

Thanks for the fun read :)
Rebecca

Oh, if you're curious: http://www.halcyon.com/zola/travel.html  (more junk
on the main page)....

Cheers!

From: "m.craig" m.craig@MCI2000.com
Date: Mon, 30 Nov 1998 18:58:36 -0800
Subject: Toilets, RE:

	Your webpage has been a primary source for information I am using to
create a project, but do you have a webpage I could visit that tells me the
past of the toilet?

				Thankyou,
					M. Craig

From: r.egan@mcauley.acu.edu.au
Date: Wed, 3 Feb 1999 14:15:09 +1000
Subject: Toilets

It is good to see other people interested in what kind of toilets exist in the
world!!!!

Another guy here at work was thinking of doing the same thing as you without
even knowing that your site existed!!!

Rachael

From: Scott Swanberry sswanberry@freewwweb.com"
Date: Wed, 07 Jul 1999 19:25:00 -0400
Organization: Lunar Lite, Inc.
Subject: toilets

Hey, you don't have any toilets from the Far East. I lived a short time
in communist China and can tell you horror stories.

For example, i was at a printing plant about 4 hours east of Hong Kong.
The toilet was a long trough running thru about a half dozen waist high
stalls. They are only waist high because Chinese squat to pee and
defecate.

Anyway you defecate into the trough. At the end of the trough there is
a bucket on a pivot. The bucket is slowly filled by a water source. Once
full, its weight causes it to fall over into the trough. This sends a
literal wave of feces flying down the trough.

My first time in this toilet, luckily I was at the furthest end of
trough. I was able to move out of the way in time before the "wave"
came spewing by!!!

Best regards,

Scott Swanbery

[ My first visit to the "Peoples" Republic of China happened
  after receiving this message.  I was only in Guangzhou for four days,
  and was not "fortunate" enough to see such a system.  — Bob ]

From: Paul Galanti pgalanti@opal.iupui.edu
Date: Wed, 21 Jul 1999 10:35:20 -0500
Subject: P.R.C.WCs

As a middle age male (with all that entails) I travel through China with
one eye out for the magic letters "WC." I think a picture of a
Chinese "funnel and jug" urinal or a picture of the "accident you don't
want to see" - a tricycle carrying 10 or so of the 5 gallon jugs would
be a great addition.

Or a picture footprint squatter in one of the Buddhist monasteries in
Lhasa, Tibet. I suspect that I am one of the few westerners ever to see
that one. Sort of like seeing the Pope's throne.

Paul J. Galanti
Professor of Law
Indiana University School of Law - Indianapolis
735 W. New York Street
Indianapolis, IN 46202-5194
pgalanti@iupui.edu.
Phone: (317) 274-4995
Fax: (317) 278-3326

[ I kept an eye out for just such a tricycle while in Guanzhao, but
  didn't spot one.  — Bob ]

From: Dave Drinnan drinnan@techmail.gdc.com
Date: Thu, 12 Aug 1999 13:38:08 -0400
Subject: Toilets!

Wow.

What more can I say?  I've glanced at your page on toilets of
the world, and I have to commend you for your "pictorial" !!
It probably has more "meaning" to those of us who have traveled
internationally, and actually had to use some like these!

HOWEVER!  I propose that you're missing at least one picture
that would truly rival anything you've shown on your page.
And it's domestic, too!   You NEED to add a picture of one
of the port-o-johns from Woodstock '99!!   I don't have a
photograph, otherwise I'd forward it to you.  But I *DO*
have the image burned in my memory, of that first port-o-potty
I opened on Friday morning... the "contents" piled higher
than the seat!   8-(   And it didn't get a lot better over
the next few [hot] days...

   -dave

From: "john c. dekas" jd@hamptons.com
Subject: RE:  Turkey Toilets
Date: Tue, 7 Sep 1999 18:53:19 -0400

Just one question.  Although I fully agree with your analysis on
toilet facilities and you quite obviously did your deed with some
earnest and flair, why did you do it?

It's funny that you were so adept at describing such facilities.
Did you try each facility for accurateness?

[ Other than the Imperial, Ottoman, Crusader, and New Testament categories,
  yes, I tested them all, and that does include the Old Testament one.  — Bob ]

All kidding aside, it was a good presentation.	Although I found the
most scary facility in a small village (supposedly the village of
Mary, the mother of Jesus) just outside the city of Ephesus in Turkey.

[ The village is Maryemana, up the mountain south of Selcuk — Bob ]

The facility consisted of a large room with an approximate 18" deep
slot in the floor.  Footprints, made of a black stone and embedded
in  the floor on both sides of the "ditch", were guides as to where
your feet went, while you went.  The facility was coed and there were
no wash pipes anywhere to be seen.  Believe me, it was not easy to
straddle that "ditch."

Folks kind of waited until the room, which was approximately 10'
X 20', until it was empty before using it.

There was a fountain, outside, in a courtyard which doubled as
a pipe wash.

Also, in  the "new" apartment buildings, there was a TP holder built
into the walls of the bathroom;  But, no spindle.  There was a pipe
wash which ran from the back of the toilet to the front.  The valve
was on the right side, of course.

Spent 2 years in Turkey, and loved it.	Aside from a few amenities, the
people were nice and the country was great (including the donar kabob).

From: trev@thevortex.com
Subject: Squatters!
Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2000 23:24:40 -0800

Hi Mr Cromwell,

I love your toilet web site !
I'm looking for a manufacturer of floor-mounted squatter toilets in
Europe.

(Here's the history)

I was a traveller in my youth, going to the woods every day, then after
a spell in  India I returned to Ireland and settled down to build a
house. In the house I wanted to have a squat toilet but couldnt find one
for love nor money ! In desperation I eventually made one from an old
bday. It served us well for the 5 years we lived there, but now we have
a new house and would like a real squatter ! Can you help point me in
the direction of a supplier?

Thanks,

Trev.

From: "Neil Pharazyn" manager@isc.co.nz
Subject: Toilets of the World
Date: Sun, 23 Apr 2000 10:23:31 +1200

Can you help. I am surfing the web to find how exactly to clean myself
after going to the toilet in India. We are visiting there later this
year and I thought it would be a good idea to know the precise technique
in advance.

Can you advise - or direct me to a web site that does so? Most sites
seem to be humourous.

I know that most/many toilets are a "hole in the floor". I understand
that I place my feet either side and suspend myself (Are their hand
supports?).  When I clean up do I pour water from a bottle over my
backside then reach around and rub my anus with my fingers until it
feels clean? Is it obvious that it is clean? Do I need to pour water
several times? It seems to me that my hand  [esp. under fingernails]
must get very filthy, visibly or invisibly so. So presumably there is a
wash basin, soap and towel.

For fat people the above must be a real balancing trick.

I imagine that poor Indians don't have a washbasin, soap and towel. I
wonder how clean the hands are of staff preparing food in the hotel
where I stay.

Thanks in advance

Neil Pharazyn
New Zealand

[ I'm sure this is exactly what Al Gore had in mind when he invented the
  Internet.  Explanation to non-Yanks:  We've got a career politician who's
  so full of, ah, toilet contents that his eyes are brown.  He recently
  claimed that he invented the Internet.  Really.  — Bob ]

From: default default@lmco.com
Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2000 15:38:51 -0700
Subject: Toilets of the World

    Dear Dr. Cromwell,

    Greetings!  After reviewing your Toilets Of The World website
I feel compelled to inform you of the toilet with the best view that
I have ever experienced.  It is located at the elevation of 14,496 ft
above sea level on the top of Mount Whitney in California.  I encourage
you to experience it first hand.
    Due to the number of visitors to the top of Mount Whitney in
Sequoia/Kings Canyon National Park the Park Service saw fit to place a
pit toilet there, thankfully.   The toilet itself is standard US
National Park Service stainless steel type pit toilet.  It was built a
number of years ago (10? 20?  I don't know) with plywood walls in the
usual outhouse style.  However the weather being what it is on the very
top of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, the wood walls have since been blown
down.  So when one uses this toilet one has a breathtaking 360 degree
view of the highest, most picturesque snow capped peaks in the Sierras!
So, what is lacking in privacy is more than made up for by the view.
    I strongly recommend you make the trek to see it for yourself.
Unfortunately, the only means to get there is by foot usually starting
at the Whitney Portal trailhead (elev 9,200 ft) and climbs steeply up
more than 5,000 ft over about 15 miles to the top of the peak.  There is
a limit to the number of permits issued to enter the Mt. Whitney area so
plan accordingly ( I can send you info for the wilderness permits if you
like).
    The peak itself is rather flat on top (for a Sierra Mountain) so the
toilet is a good 300 feet from the very highest part of the mountain,
maybe 5 or 10 feet below the official summit elevation of 14,496.399
ft.  Toilet paper must be provided by the user but that is really not a
problem because most backpackers here carry their own roll of paper
while on the trail.  The peak can be visited in a one day hike but this
is a very strenuous choice.  Most visitors wisely choose to break up
their climb into at least two days.
    When I visited it was the last leg of an 8 day 95 mile hike starting
at Kennedy Meadows to the south and spent the last night of the hike
sleeping on the top of Mt Whitney.  This was in June of 1999 and the
weather was perfect.  Other seasons don't allow for any but the most
experienced mountaineers to climb Mt Whitney.
    There is reportedly another very picturesque toilet without walls
view in Idaho in the Hell's Canyon region of the Snake River but I
myself have not had the pleasure of using that one.  I am told one must
float or hike several days down the river to reach the bluff that this
toilet sits on but the spectacular view makes it well worth the effort.
     Of course, being a backpacker I have had many choice views while
performing toilet ablutions, but toilets were not a part of the
process.  That however, is another subject entirely.
    Thanks for an informative website,

    Sincerely,
Chris Barrett

From: SquadX squadx@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2000 17:34:10 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Toilets in China...

"Chi so hi bin doe a?"
(That's Cantonese for "Where is the toilet?"!)

I totally empathize with your toilet experiences! :) 
I've been on 2 missions trips so far- one to West
Africa and one to Hong Kong/ China.  In West Africa, I
had the funniest experience.  We were out in the
middle of nowhere on our way home from a village trip
and I REALLY had to go so our bus driver finally
stopped in this small village that hadn't changed in
centuries.  I got off the bus and the nationals led me
down a "road" in their village to this little hut with
walls made of grass that stood about 4 feet high.  I
stepped inside and closed the flimsy wooden door only
to find a slanted concrete floor with a hole in the
wall greet me.  By now most of the village had
gathered to watch and I could see them quite easily
over the tops of the walls.  They were only staring
because I'm white, but still...  Well, at least I can
laugh about it now! :):):)

By the way, I've included a picture of my friend
modeling a squatty potty (as we affectionatly called
them) in Macau.  Don't worry, the pic is clean- and
suprisingly, so is the toilet!

~squadx

From: SomeOne SomeOne@FOSTER.com
Subject: Toilets of the World
Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2000 08:53:55 -0700
How come you haven't any pictures of that most beloved of all devices in the
most anal retentive of all societies, the German toilet?  Have you seen the
shelf that catches the poop on them?  Sure would love to have a comparative
analysis and commentary.  Great page, by the way.  Thanks muchly!

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[ Ah yes, the curious Teutonic inspection shelf!  Haven't been to Germany
  since before I started this project, so no personal pics (and, except for
  the exploding toilet, my criteria is toilets i've seen, and preferably, used).

  The Soviets built this same questionable technology into their commodes,
  with their own unique flair.  Seems that the height of the inspection
  shelf on a Soviet commode is almost always a local minimum — that
  is, the shelf does not drain.  it provides for a much quicker
  build-up of the rank stink so closely associated with those porcelain
  nightmares.  Of course, Russian flooring is seldom level, so there's a
  slight possibility that a toilet will be installed with an overall forward
  tilt, thus accidentally negating this feature.

  See http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000212.html for a picture and
  detailed discussion.

  According to toiletological correspondant Jan Engelhardt,
      "[...] this is useful as to inspect the excrement for medical tracking.
       Certain illnesses or diseases only change the color of your urine or
       excrements and can be a useful hint on illnesses that otherwise do not
       reflect "in you" (like blood component changes).

       BTW, since Soviets had taken over part of Germany after WW2, these
       inspection-shelf-style toilets can often be found in East Germany,
       but only exist to a very limited degree in West Germany, if at all.
       I know that since I was born in East Germany ;-)  New building in
       "East Germany" of course get the "standard" style without a shelf."

  Hmmm.  Sigmund Freud was Germanic.  Sigmund Freud was concerned with
  matters anal retentive and anal expulsive.  A connection? ]

From: mkiddle mkiddle@idx.com.au
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 23:13:27 +1100
Subject: Squat toilet manufacturers

Dear Mr Cromwell,
                              You have created a marvelous store of
information about toilets, which I found very interesting. I am on a
school council that has a very "multi-cultural" population. We are
currently investigating constructing part squat toilets in new
buildings, because they would be easier to clean, use less water, paper,
and be more hygenic to use, etc, etc.

However I am unable to locate any squat toilet manufacturers in Sydney.
I do remember travelling in Italy back in 1981, and using many
well-crafted squat toilets there. However, Yahoo and other searches all
favour manufacturers of thrones ...

Would you know of any Asian or Italian or other manufacturers ?

Thanks
Mike K

From: David Amundson nbfarmer@evenlink.com
Date: Fri Sep 5 16:10:36 2003

Did you ever find a US source for Turkish toilets? I have a very large 
dog, and I think he could be trained to use one if I used it too. I used 
tohave a cat who peed in the bathtub, and that was handy--just run some 
water now and then--but this dog needs a Real toilet with plenty of space 
around it and the capacity to deal with large dog stools.
Thanks--I hope this query isn't too weird....
David Amundson

From: John.Wendt@halliburton.com
Date: Thu Dec 16 04:45:43 2004
Subject: Toilet issue in Iraq

Sir,

I am currently working in Iraq. Of course we are dealing with a cross
stream of cultures at the base I am employed. We are having issues with
the local nationals using our western toilets. To your knowledge, is
there a toilet that can accommodate both eastern and western cultures?

Regards,

John Wendt

East Site Management
Camp Anaconda 
Balad, Iraq

I referred him to the Latvian railway toilets....


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