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Other Useful (?) Toilet Links
Toilet Museums, On-line Exhibits, and How-To Pages
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http://www.sulabhtoiletmuseum.org/ —
The Sulabh International Museum of Toilets in New Delhi, India,
run by Dr Bindeshwar Pathak, founder of a non-profit sanitation organization.
The web page includes the "elaborate drill for defecation" as prescribed
in the scripture Manusmriti Vishnupuran.
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What about the latrines in Titan I ICBM complexes?
The Toilets of Doom were shock-mounted like everything else
in the facility — pipes, conduits, fixtures, etc.,
were required to have 6 to 12 inches of space to move and
anything mounted to the floor or any other surface
had to have its own suspension system.
This was to help the system withstand near hits from inbound
Soviet counter-battery ICBMs.
See these recent pictures of now-vandalized intercontinental ballistic toilets:
http://www.chromehooves.net/Control%20Center2.htm
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http://www.geocities.com/~privymaster/ —
Toiletological archaeology.
Or archaeological toiletology.
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Perhaps your question is
"I want to know how to use a squat toilet,
and prefer the explaination in the form of cartoon figures."
See this page, which I would guess is from a hostel in India:
http://humorsafari.blogbugs.org/1811037/How-to-use-Indian-Toilet.html
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What if you want to ask "Where is the toilet?" in some
other language?
Ask these people:
http://www.travlang.com/wordofday/122.html.
I have received complaints that they don't list enough languages (!!)
or that the precise semantics for the Farsi is a bit off (!!!),
but complain to them and not to me.
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The Himeji City Science Museum (in Himeji, Japan)
created the exhibit Za Unchi-ten
(or The Poop Exhibit)
showcasing the dung of 100 animals and exploring the relationship
between feces and health.
The museum:
http://www.city.himeji.hyogo.jp/atom/kikakuten/06the_unti/
An English description:
http://www.pinktentacle.com/2006/06/exhibit-puts-poop-on-display/
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http://www.plumbingworld.com/toilethistoryindia.html
A paper on the history of public toilets by
Dr. Bindeswar Pathak, Ph.D., D.Litt.,
presented
at the International Symposium on Public Toilets in Hong Kong.
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Jochen Zeh is working on
an art project
that will
"draw a line made of sparkling white toilets into a green,
hilly field of upcoming wheat"
in Tuscany.
All he needs is:
"Somebody who will lend me 200 toilets for one or two weeks.
A photographer specialized in landscape and architectural photos.
A magazine who will publish the photos."
See the project at:
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Someone is trying to
"collect the largest collection of weird and wonderful toilets
and may even publish the pics",
so if you want to help, email them:
bogpics-owner@yahoogroups.co.uk or
bogpics@yahoogroups.co.uk
Buying and Repairing Toilet Hardware
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http://www.neocast.net/2147415262.html —
Answering the question, "But what if my existing toilet provides
inadequate radiological contrast when the patient eliminates waste
in a normal position?"
Buy a radiological commode!
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On the other hand, if your question is more like
"But what if I am so grotesquely obese that I need
a specially designed toilet to support my quivering bulk?",
then check out the
Great John Toilet Company, http://www.greatjohn.com/.
It's tested to support a 2000-pound load!
And by "2000-pound load" they mean a ton of flesh upon its
extra-wide seat, and not, ah, you know what I mean.
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Exeloo -
Manufacturer of automated self-cleaning public toilets
with automatic toilet paper dispensers.
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The Envirolet company,
maker of
a composting toilet that looks disturbingly like a wood stove,
encourages owners to send in photos of theirs.
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http://www.toiletology.com/ —
A web site dedicated to toilet repair.
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http://www.toilettanklids.com/
hosts the toilet tank lid replacement service,
selling used and salvaged toilet tank lids from 1929 through today
in a variety of colors.
Really.
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http://www.tsutech.com/ —
High technology toilet seats,
computer-controlled misting units etc.
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http://www.aquatron.se/ —
A composting toilet system:
"two medium-sized Aquatron models were at the end of 1999
installed in a cabin on a mountain top in the Swedish mountains.
The cabin belongs to the Swedish Tourist Association, the
national organization for Tourism in Sweden.
It was reported that several skiing tourists during
the Easter Holidays were astonished when finding
modern WC facilities at this altitude.
Especially these cabins have been renown for
primitive latrines."
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http://www.lipadogtoilet.com/ —
A toilet for dogs.
Really!
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http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm —
A low-tech trailer-hitch-mounted portable toilet.
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http://www.choicemall.com/stadiumpal/ —
An external catheter and leg-mounted collection bag
for use while watching sporting events.
Toilet News and Stories
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In the build-up to the Olympic games in Beijing, according to the BBC:
"China is rushing to install sit-down loos for its 500,000
foreign Olympics visitors, after complaints that venues had
only Asian-style squat toilets.
A lack of Western-style facilities was a common complaint after
some 30 test events at Games venues, officials said.
'A lot of parties have raised the question of toilets... We have
told the venues to improve on this,' said Yao Hui, deputy head
of venue management."
Yikes, a lack of raised porcelain commodes!
Much worse than China's awful human rights record, no?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7304246.stm
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No, Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet,
although he was quite the plumber and businessman. See
http://www2.exnet.com/1995/11/01/science/science.html
for debunking of this urban legend.
The verb "to crap", meaning "to defecate", has been in use since
1846, when Thomas Crapper was only nine years old.
However, his company is on the net today:
http://www.thomascrapper.co.uk/
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The Internet holds umpteen copies of a story about a USN air mission
against Vietnam.
They were running short of ordnance but at the same time commemorating
the 6-millionth pound of ordnance dropped (well, if you're dropping it
by the millions of pounds, you're going to run out before long).
A toilet had been damaged on board the USS Midway, and was going to
be thrown overboard.
The ordnance crew made a rack, tailfins, and nose fuse for it,
and it was mounted on an A-1 Skyraider of VA-25.
It was then dropped in the Delta area of South Vietnam.
Ask Google for the standard title of the account:
"what the hell was on 572's right wing"
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A woman in western Kansas (USA) sat on her boyfriend's toilet for
two years until she became stuck to it and had to be
removed by medical personnel:
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/03/12/america/NA-ODD-US-Woman-In-Bathroom.php
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While
I have been to the summit of Ben Nevis, the highest point in Britain
(and thus the highest point in Scotland, and the highest
point in the UK), it was just after the Highest Toilet in Britain
(and Scotland, and the UK...) was demolished.
See the John Muir Trust's pictures and story at
http://www.jmt.org/news/2002/toilet.html
Toilet Maps and Locators
Unless you make unusually detailed preparations for trips,
or you travel only where you can maintain constant
wireless Internet connectivity,
these seem to be of limited use.
But....
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The Bathroom Diaries has the most detailed traveler-submitted
directory of public-accessible toilets I've found —
http://www.thebathroomdiaries.com/search.html.
It lists toilets in over 120 countries,
including over 9000 in the U.S.
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The Australian National Public Toilet Map —
http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/.
It describes itself as
"A project of the National Continence Management Strategy",
an unusually admirable government strategy!
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http://www.walkscotland.com/toilet.htm" —
"Where to 'Go' in the Great Outdoors",
a pamphlet for trekkers in Scotland.
This includes the extremely rare British Isles Squatter!
A free copy of the pamphlet is available
(if you're in the U.K., anyway).
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Philippe Dorcourt has built a site of public toilets in Paris:
http://www.paris.pause-pipi.fr
Other collections of pictures, and other odds and ends
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http://wcinternational.blogspot.com/ —
WC International, a toiletological blog.
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http://www.worldtoilet.com/ —
The Toilet Nation web site, toilets, toilet seats, toilet info,
and news.
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http://worldtoilet.info/ —
The World Toilet web site, many countries and detailed analysis.
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And in the specialized world of French toilets:
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Yet another toilet collection:
http://www.hrdvsion.com/toilets.html
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http://www.theplumber.com/ —
Links to many other toiletological sites.
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http://www.lexicon.net.au/~nomad/toilet/ —
Another toiletological page.
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http://www.crappersquarterly.com/ —
Only quarterly for now, but perhaps bimonthly in the near future!
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http://gallery.hd.org/toilets/ —
A collection of images "from our lavatorial heritage."
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http://www.pcug.org.au/~andrewb/toilets/index.html —
Specializing in toilets of Canberra, Australia.
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http://www.barganews.com/information/toilets —
Specializing in toilets of Barga, Tuscany, Italy.
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Harry Baulzach's page,
specializing in the toilets of the southeastern U.S.A.
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http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~AD8Y-HYS/kitanai_e.htm —
Specializing in dirty toilets in Tokyo, Japan.
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http://www.besttoilets.com/ —
kind of the complete opposite end
of the toilet spectrum from what I've got here, but still interesting
and useful.
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http://www.geewhiz.net/ —
A strange collection of toilet icons, and loads of toiletological links.
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http://toilet.isgreat.org/ —
Claims to be
"the only and the biggest website dedicated just
for the toilet world",
but it clearly isn't either of those.
"Slowest loading", maybe.
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And more:
If you're not bored yet, you might be interested
in (or at least tolerate):
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