Other Useful (?) Toilet Links


Toilet Museums, On-line Exhibits, and How-To Pages


Buying and Repairing Toilet Hardware

  • http://www.neocast.net/2147415262.html — Answering the question, "But what if my existing toilet provides inadequate radiological contrast when the patient eliminates waste in a normal position?" Buy a radiological commode!
  • On the other hand, if your question is more like "But what if I am so grotesquely obese that I need a specially designed toilet to support my quivering bulk?", then check out the Great John Toilet Company, http://www.greatjohn.com/. It's tested to support a 2000-pound load! And by "2000-pound load" they mean a ton of flesh upon its extra-wide seat, and not, ah, you know what I mean.
  • Exeloo - Manufacturer of automated self-cleaning public toilets with automatic toilet paper dispensers.
  • The Envirolet company, maker of a composting toilet that looks disturbingly like a wood stove, encourages owners to send in photos of theirs.
  • http://www.toiletology.com/ — A web site dedicated to toilet repair.
  • http://www.toilettanklids.com/ hosts the toilet tank lid replacement service, selling used and salvaged toilet tank lids from 1929 through today in a variety of colors. Really.
  • http://www.tsutech.com/High technology toilet seats, computer-controlled misting units etc.
  • http://www.aquatron.se/A composting toilet system: "two medium-sized Aquatron models were at the end of 1999 installed in a cabin on a mountain top in the Swedish mountains. The cabin belongs to the Swedish Tourist Association, the national organization for Tourism in Sweden. It was reported that several skiing tourists during the Easter Holidays were astonished when finding modern WC facilities at this altitude. Especially these cabins have been renown for primitive latrines."
  • http://www.lipadogtoilet.com/A toilet for dogs. Really!
  • http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm — A low-tech trailer-hitch-mounted portable toilet.
  • http://www.choicemall.com/stadiumpal/An external catheter and leg-mounted collection bag for use while watching sporting events.

Toilet News and Stories

  • In the build-up to the Olympic games in Beijing, according to the BBC: "China is rushing to install sit-down loos for its 500,000 foreign Olympics visitors, after complaints that venues had only Asian-style squat toilets. A lack of Western-style facilities was a common complaint after some 30 test events at Games venues, officials said. 'A lot of parties have raised the question of toilets... We have told the venues to improve on this,' said Yao Hui, deputy head of venue management." Yikes, a lack of raised porcelain commodes! Much worse than China's awful human rights record, no? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7304246.stm
  • No, Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet, although he was quite the plumber and businessman. See http://www2.exnet.com/1995/11/01/science/science.html for debunking of this urban legend. The verb "to crap", meaning "to defecate", has been in use since 1846, when Thomas Crapper was only nine years old. However, his company is on the net today: http://www.thomascrapper.co.uk/
  • The Internet holds umpteen copies of a story about a USN air mission against Vietnam. They were running short of ordnance but at the same time commemorating the 6-millionth pound of ordnance dropped (well, if you're dropping it by the millions of pounds, you're going to run out before long). A toilet had been damaged on board the USS Midway, and was going to be thrown overboard. The ordnance crew made a rack, tailfins, and nose fuse for it, and it was mounted on an A-1 Skyraider of VA-25. It was then dropped in the Delta area of South Vietnam. Ask Google for the standard title of the account:
    "what the hell was on 572's right wing"
  • A woman in western Kansas (USA) sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years until she became stuck to it and had to be removed by medical personnel: http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/03/12/america/NA-ODD-US-Woman-In-Bathroom.php
  • While I have been to the summit of Ben Nevis, the highest point in Britain (and thus the highest point in Scotland, and the highest point in the UK), it was just after the Highest Toilet in Britain (and Scotland, and the UK...) was demolished. See the John Muir Trust's pictures and story at http://www.jmt.org/news/2002/toilet.html

Toilet Maps and Locators

Unless you make unusually detailed preparations for trips, or you travel only where you can maintain constant wireless Internet connectivity, these seem to be of limited use. But....

  • The Bathroom Diaries has the most detailed traveler-submitted directory of public-accessible toilets I've found — http://www.thebathroomdiaries.com/search.html. It lists toilets in over 120 countries, including over 9000 in the U.S.
  • The Australian National Public Toilet Map http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/. It describes itself as "A project of the National Continence Management Strategy", an unusually admirable government strategy!
  • http://www.walkscotland.com/toilet.htm" — "Where to 'Go' in the Great Outdoors", a pamphlet for trekkers in Scotland. This includes the extremely rare British Isles Squatter! A free copy of the pamphlet is available (if you're in the U.K., anyway).
  • Philippe Dorcourt has built a site of public toilets in Paris: http://www.paris.pause-pipi.fr

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