Variations Upon Another Theme

LEAVE IT TO ELDRIDGE CLEAVER [comedy]

It's like "Everyone Hates Chris", except the entire family belongs to the Black Panther Party.

LEAVE IT TO HECTOR [historical drama]

Paris, a young warrior whose thick, lustrous and wine-dark hair gave him a nickname of "The Beaver", falls in love with a girl named Helen who lives next door to the irrascable Achilles Haskell.

When The Beaver brings the girl over to the Cleaver's suburban home and hides her in his tree-fort, Achilles declares open warfare.

Hector, nicknamed "Wally", tries to stick up for his younger brother. But in an unexpected twist, Achilles not only kills Wally but then drags his mutilated body around the Cleaver home behind his bicycle. The Cleaver patriarch Priam is devastated.

Also see THE ISLAND and THE GILIAD.

NOT HIS BROTHER'S KEEPER [fratricidal drama]

Two mischievous sons of the ultimate ur-parents in the original murder mystery.

Wally, the older boy, is proud of the vegetable garden he is growing in the Cleaver's back yard. But his younger brother Beaver has a pet rabbit who escapes its cage and eats most of the vegetables.

The enraged Wally suggests to Beaver that they go out to the backyard and inspect the damage. While Beaver leans over the destroyed garden, Wally kills him with a blow to the back of the head with a shovel. He quickly buries his brother's body in a hole already dug for that purpose.

June calls the boys in to dinner but only Wally appears. Ward becomes frustrated with Beaver's tardiness and asks Wally where his brother is. Wally replies, "I don't know, am I my brother's keeper?" So Ward begins to investigate....

Categories and Titles

I could swear that I've seen this movie before....
THE ISLAND THE GILIAD SUMMER OF 1492
SUMMER OF 1152 ALIEN: PRE-MEDIEVAL APOCALYPSE THEN
TAFT TAFT'S BIG SCORE TAFT IN AFRICA
TORI! TORI! TORI! TORY! TORY! TORY! TORAH! TORAH! TORAH!
DORA! DORA! DORA! EEYORE! EEYORE! EEYORA! THE 30-PACK OF PABST BLUE RIBBON
THE WEST SIDE OF OLDE VERONA DELHIVERANCE
Unholy Unions
BATTLESTAR POTEMKIN ONE SCORE AND FOUR XXIV
CLEOPATRA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE FLASHDANCES WITH WOLVES SNOW WHITE AND THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN DWARVES
TREASURE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR ZHIVAGO KRAMER VS PREDATOR
1776: A SPACE ODYSSEY THE MALTESE FALCON AND THE SNOWMAN ANNE OF SOYLENT GREEN GABLES
THE GOLDEN SHOWGIRLS THE SCORPION KING AND I GONE WITH THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS
BRIAN'S SONG OF THE SOUTH SPIKE LEE'S JUNGLE BOOK FEVER THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, QUEEN OF SCOTS
JOHN CARPENTER'S FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM THE INCREDIBLE GATSBY 90,210 B.C.
ESCAPE FROM THE SEX IN THE CITY C.S.I. Lewis CSI: SG1
CSI: HOOTERVILLE RIKI-KON-TIKI-TAVI TO BE AND BE NOT
THE MYSTERY GANG 28 DAYS, 27 DRESSES YETIL
STAR TREK N: THE CASE OF ENSIGN CHARLES DEXTER WARD AL-DAOUQ OF HAZZARKIS MASSACHUSETTS BAY COLONY WATCH
HUDSON BAY WATCH
The Love Child of Robert Ludlum and Jane Austen's Mother
JANE AUSTEN: TERMINATION WITH PRIDE AND EXTREME PREJUDICE JANE AUSTEN: PRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN JANE AUSTEN: JANE MANSFIELD PARK
JANE AUSTEN: THE AUSTEN IDENTITY JANE AUSTEN: PRIDE AND PREDATOR SHERLOCK'S LADIES
JANE AUSTEN: THE BIOMECHANICAL WOMAN JANE AUSTEN: EMMA ANIME LA FEMME GEENITA
G.I. JANE EYRE REALLY LITTLE WOMEN RLW2: EVEN LITTLER
The Henry Franchise
HENRY VI: BEYOND THUNDERDOME XXIV: HENRY II HENRY blank blank VII
HENRY III: FULL METAL HENRY HENRY: THE MILL NETWORK HENRY CCC
HENRY IV: A NEW HOPE
HENRY V: THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
HENRY VI: RETURN OF THE KING
HENRY I: THE FRENCH MENACE
HENRY II: ATTACK OF THE FRENCH
HENRY III: THE REVENGE OF THE BARD
HENRY I: THE MOTION PICTURE
HENRY II: THE WRATH OF THE AGA KHAN
HENRY III: THE SEARCH FOR FALSTAFF
HENRY IV: THE VOYAGE HOME
HENRY
HENRIES
HENRYIII
HENRY MMMLXXVII: THE KING'S OWN BARBER-SURGEON UNIT FALSTAFF'S HEROES WHERE ENGLISH DARE
HENRY'S TEAM HENRY: VENETIAN-AEGEAN LOVERS HENRY: ESCAPE FROM LONDON
HENRY: ESCAPE FROM LONDON HENRYBLANCA
The HICK SCHOOL Cycle
HICK SCHOOL MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN DARTH BROOKS
What If Robert Ludlum Had Written Everything?
ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE ELSINORE EQUIVOCATION" ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE FELINE VISITATION" ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE SUBCONTINENTAL MATURATION"
ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE BECKET NAVIGATION" ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE ARCHIPELAGAN ISOLATION" ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE SCANDINAVIAN ANNIHILATION"
ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE MISSISSIPPI FLOATATION" ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE BIMETROPOLITAN NARRATION" ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE YULETIDE HARMONIZATION"
ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE DECIMAL CODIFICATION" ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE MOROCCAN RENUNCIATION" ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE CAPACIOUS HIBERNATION"
ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE LETHAL DOCUMENTATION" ROBERT LUDLUM'S "THE TEXAN ALTERCATION"
Puns are the Lowest Form of Humor
SECTS IN THE CITY MA AND PA KETEL ONE MACK O'VALLEY
YOUTH IN ASIA A REPTILE DYSFUNCTION
Given What's Already On TV, Is This Really Worse?
HANSEN'S DISEASE NAPOLEON, P.I. STAHGATE ATLANTA
THE CONSOLIDATED RUBBER COMPANY'S HANDBOOK OF CHEMISTRY AND PHYSICS FUNK AND WAGNALL'S DICTIONARY GRAY ANATOMY AND ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
THE LEAGUE OF RIGHTEOUS GENTLEMEN THE AX FILES THE L.P.
THE LAW OF THE RING
Improving the News
THE JENNY MCCARTHY HEARINGS CHEECH AND CHUNG
"Reality" Shows, Where the Bar is Already Set Very Low Indeed
FLENSING WITH THE STARS THE PITCH SERVING SHATNER
LAWN ORDER POPE MY RIDE AMERICAN BUGGY
AMERICAN TRAILER WHO WILL BE THE MAN CALLED HORSE SHAMAN ON YOU
THE ZZ TOP REALITY HOUSE SOLOMON'S COURT AMERICAN IDOLATOR
PARTY LIKE A SHEEN THE NEXT MORTON SALT GIRL
Be Careful What You Ask For
FACING THE MUSIC SHAKE-N-BAKE: THE MOVIE PEARLS BEFORE SWINE
Unclassified and Probably Unclassifiable
PEGLEG BALLERINA CROUCHING DRAGON, FOLDING CHAIR BENJAMIN FRANKLINSTEIN
NIGHT OF THE LIVING GIPPER MEL GIBSON'S "THE ROAD TO ATHENS" MEL GIBSON'S "THE CRETAN"
WORLD CHAMPIONS CARDIOLOGIST OF DARKNESS THE TRANSPORTER 7: TRANSPORTING MISS DAISY
THE CHRONICLES OF BARNIA THE CHRONICLES OF HERNIA POPE FICTION
THE IN-LAW JOSIE WALES ENRON HUBBARD SUDOKU: THE MOVIE
TURNING JAPANESE THE ONCE AND FUTURE KING THE HAMMER OF THOR
FIRST DAUGHTER, THIRD BASE PRESIDENTIAL BATTLES BRUTHAS
SERVE THE PEOPLE SEVEN BRIDES FOR EVERY BROTHER THAT'S ADVERTAINMENT
Variations Upon a Theme
THAT 1870s SHOW THAT 1770s SHOW THAT 1470s SHOW
THAT 1070s SHOW THAT 70s C.E. SHOW
Variations Upon Another Theme
LEAVE IT TO ELDRIDGE CLEAVER LEAVE IT TO HECTOR NOT HIS BROTHER'S KEEPER
Variations Upon A Different Theme
HIKARU SULU'S BROKEBACK PLANET BRIDEGROOM OF FRANKENSTEIN
And Another Theme
ALIEN 1492 ILLEGAL ALIEN

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